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PostSubject: Grocery shopping.   Wed Mar 28, 2018 3:57 pm

Young man stuck in a boring marriage. Aways broke. So he formulated a plan! He took out a very large insurance policy on his wife without her knowledge. Then he went looking for some one to kill her. Finally he found a guy called Artie. Artie wanted $10,000 up front. Young guy said he was broke. Artie asked for a deposit. Reluctantly he settled for the $1 the guy had. Artie followed the guys wife to the local Costco food market. He got her alone and strangled her! Manager came across him so he strangled him also. Guard watched all this on the security camera and called the cops. They arrested Artie before he could leave the store. At the station he confessed everything. Headlines next day?
"Costco! Artie chokes 2 for a dollar."!!
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PostSubject: Re: Grocery shopping.   Wed Mar 28, 2018 6:04 pm

Razz Razz lol! lol! that's a knackered type of joke that hal.......... Razz Razz Razz flower
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PostSubject: Re: Grocery shopping.   Wed Mar 28, 2018 6:10 pm

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Razz Razz lol! lol!   that's a knackered type of joke that hal.......... Razz Razz Razz flower

That's what I thought lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Grocery shopping.   Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:07 am

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Razz Razz lol! lol!   that's a knackered type of joke that hal.......... Razz Razz Razz flower

That's what I thought lol!
You thought wrong Fly Away  Smile Smile  Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes unfortunately. Couldn't tell a good joke if my life depended on it etc Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad & I'm really just a grumpy old Bastard I'm affraid  lol! lol! lol! truth be told, sadly Smile Smile. cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Grocery shopping.   Thu Mar 29, 2018 8:38 am

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Razz Razz lol! lol!   that's a knackered type of joke that hal.......... Razz Razz Razz flower

That's what I thought lol!
You thought wrong Fly Away  Smile Smile  Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes unfortunately. Couldn't tell a good joke if my life depended on it etc Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad & I'm really just a grumpy old Bastard I'm affraid  lol! lol! lol! truth be told, sadly Smile Smile. cheers


I take it that free holiday for forum members is off then knackeroo....? Razz Razz Razz sunny sunny lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Grocery shopping.   Thu Mar 29, 2018 5:56 pm

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Razz Razz lol! lol!   that's a knackered type of joke that hal.......... Razz Razz Razz flower

That's what I thought lol!
You thought wrong Fly Away  Smile Smile  Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes unfortunately. Couldn't tell a good joke if my life depended on it etc Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad & I'm really just a grumpy old Bastard I'm affraid  lol! lol! lol! truth be told, sadly Smile Smile. cheers

lol! Right, forgot Wink Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Grocery shopping.   Fri Mar 30, 2018 12:28 am

David wrote:
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Razz Razz lol! lol!   that's a knackered type of joke that hal.......... Razz Razz Razz flower

That's what I thought lol!
You thought wrong Fly Away  Smile Smile  Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes unfortunately. Couldn't tell a good joke if my life depended on it etc Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad & I'm really just a grumpy old Bastard I'm affraid  lol! lol! lol! truth be told, sadly Smile Smile. cheers


I take it that free holiday for forum members is off then knackeroo....?  Razz Razz Razz sunny sunny lol!
You got it right their David Wink Wink Except thou for two as such here lol! lol! lol! Wink Wink who I would happily accommodate with pleasure etc Smile Smile & I would even show them both my wifes fairy garden here, before then taking them shark hunting  Rolling Eyes  Rolling Eyes for a life time experience as such. cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Grocery shopping.   Fri Mar 30, 2018 1:09 am

Life time ending experience?
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PostSubject: Re: Grocery shopping.   Fri Mar 30, 2018 1:27 am

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Life time ending experience?
lol! lol! lol! guaranteed Smile Smile. Beats counting sheep thou Hal Wink Wink for the excitement factor etc. cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Grocery shopping.   Fri Mar 30, 2018 10:01 am

Panda walks into café and orders a meal, eats the meal and shoots the waiter on the way out.

Owner shouts hey you, come back you have just shot my waiter.

Pander says, I am a pander look it up, the owner looks it up and it says ; ANIMAL OF ASIAN ORIGIN, EATS SHOOTS AND LEAVES.

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PostSubject: Re: Grocery shopping.   Fri Mar 30, 2018 5:27 pm

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Panda walks into café and orders a meal, eats the meal and shoots the waiter on the way out.

Owner shouts  hey you, come back you have just shot my waiter.

Pander says, I am a pander look it up, the owner looks it up and it says ; ANIMAL OF ASIAN ORIGIN, EATS SHOOTS AND LEAVES.

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LMAO, this cracked me up lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Grocery shopping.   Fri Mar 30, 2018 8:06 pm

Two women in a pub one said to the other I'm thinking of having my arshole bleached this weekend the other one replies won't your husband look funny with blonde hair
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PostSubject: Re: Grocery shopping.   Fri Mar 30, 2018 8:08 pm

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Two women in a pub one said to the other I'm thinking of having my arshole bleached this weekend the other one replies won't your husband look funny with blonde hair


lol! lol! lol! that was disgustingly funny........... lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Grocery shopping.   Fri Mar 30, 2018 8:11 pm

Good one!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Grocery shopping.   Fri Mar 30, 2018 9:50 pm

Vets just come out with a most important announcement, do not worry about bird flue, because it is tweetable.

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PostSubject: Re: Grocery shopping.   Fri Mar 30, 2018 9:55 pm

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Vets just come out with a most important announcement, do not worry about bird flue, because it is tweetable.

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lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Grocery shopping.   Sat Mar 31, 2018 12:00 am

Another good one!
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PostSubject: Re: Grocery shopping.   Sat Mar 31, 2018 12:08 am

What did the grape say when it was crushed?

Nothing, it just let out a little wine.



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PostSubject: Re: Grocery shopping.   Sat Mar 31, 2018 12:26 am

Another good one! Love to see humour on these sights! And jokes not directed only at Knackered, poor soul.
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PostSubject: Re: Grocery shopping.   Sat Mar 31, 2018 12:44 am

the face on the seal is what I imagine knackeroo looks like, cheeky ......... lol! lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Grocery shopping.   Sat Mar 31, 2018 12:52 am

Must have been bloody big gum trees he was climbing!!
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PostSubject: Re: Grocery shopping.   Sat Mar 31, 2018 2:36 am

David wrote:
the face on the seal is what I imagine knackeroo looks like, cheeky ......... lol! lol!
Could be so Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes but always be wary David lol! lol! lol! I have the nature Wink Wink of that creature Smile Smile that eats seals for breakfast with great enjoyment & has great pleasure in doing it etc Smile Smile. cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Grocery shopping.   Sat Mar 31, 2018 2:46 am

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Another good one! Love to see humour on these sights! And jokes not directed only at Knackered, poor soul.
I agree lol! lol! lol! fully Hal. Just leave poor old knackeroo alone I say Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes lol! lol! lol! or I may crack under pressure Smile Smile & just give every one an experience of human proportions, like no one has ever seen here Wink Wink. cheers
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PostSubject: Re: Grocery shopping.   Sat Mar 31, 2018 6:25 pm

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the face on the seal is what I imagine knackeroo looks like, cheeky ......... lol! lol!
Could be so Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes but always be wary David lol! lol! lol! I have the nature Wink Wink of that creature Smile Smile that eats seals for breakfast with great enjoyment & has great pleasure in doing it etc Smile Smile. cheers
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Death threat if I ever saw one Wink lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Grocery shopping.   Sat Mar 31, 2018 6:37 pm

yep, always got to be wary of an "older type knackeroo" .... Razz Razz cheers lol!
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