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halcanada
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PostSubject: We get older!!   We get older!! EmptyThu Dec 26, 2019 4:04 pm
“Good shape” said the doctor to the 85 year old man. “just need a semen sample.”
He handed the man a lidded jar. “Bring it back in 2 days.”
Man agreed and left.
He returned 2 days later. Empty jar. The doc looked puzzled.
“Could not do it! Left hand quite a while then the right hand. Then both hands. My wife tried. Both hands then her mouth. Teeth in then out. Nothing! So got the lady from next door. She tried. Hands, mouth, armpit and between her knees. Nothing!”
The doc was amazed! “The lady next door?” he asked.
“Yes. She is a big lady. Still nothing! Just could not get the lid off the jar!”
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PostSubject: Re: We get older!!   We get older!! EmptyThu Dec 26, 2019 10:35 pm
halcanada wrote:
“Good shape” said the doctor to the 85 year old man.  “just need a semen sample.”
He handed the man a lidded jar. “Bring it back in 2 days.”
Man agreed and left.
He returned 2 days later. Empty jar. The doc looked puzzled.
“Could not do it! Left hand quite a while then the right hand. Then both hands. My wife tried.  Both hands then her mouth. Teeth in then out. Nothing! So got the lady from next door. She tried. Hands, mouth, armpit and between her knees. Nothing!”
The doc was amazed! “The lady next door?” he asked.
“Yes. She is a big lady. Still nothing! Just could not get the lid off the jar!”
lol! lol! lol! Sad Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad Crying or Very sad but I can relate to that type situation etc Hal Very Happy Very Happy I'm affraid. cheers
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PostSubject: Re: We get older!!   We get older!! EmptyFri Dec 27, 2019 4:41 pm
Had no idea Hal that you knew my doctor, there is such a thing as the HYPOCATIC OATH.


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PostSubject: Re: We get older!!   We get older!! EmptyFri Dec 27, 2019 9:32 pm
MISTY wrote:
Had no idea Hal that you knew my doctor, there is such a thing as the HYPOCATIC OATH.


Regards.
lol! lol! lol! Not these days etc Misty Wink Wink Smile Smile your life history I suspect is spread far & wide now in the cause of a buck type of thing I suggest. Laugh/cringe when I see Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes some one spruiking we have the highest security factor in place to protect your identity/information as such. cheers
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PostSubject: Re: We get older!!   We get older!! EmptySat Dec 28, 2019 10:42 pm
I knew what was coming pardon the pun .COMING..., but still funny
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