A successful
Rancher died and left everything to
His devoted wife. She was a
Very good-looking woman and
Determined to keep the ranch, but knew
Very little about ranching, so she
Decided to place an ad in the newspaper
For a ranch hand.
Two cowboys
Applied for the job. One was gay
And the other a drunk.
She thought long and hard about it, and when no
One else applied she decided to hire
The gay guy, figuring it would be safer
To have him around the house than
The drunk.
He proved to be a hard worker who
Put in long hours every day and
Knew a lot about ranching.
For weeks, the two of them worked,
And the ranch was doing very well.
Then one
Day, the rancher's widow said to the
Hired hand, "You have done a really
Good job, and the ranch looks great.
You should go into town and kick up
Your heels." The hired hand readily
Agreed and went into town one
Saturday night.
One o'clock
Came, however, and he didn't return.
Two o'clock
And no hired hand.
Finally he
Returned a round two-thirty, and upon
Entering the room, he found the
Rancher's' widow sitting by the fireplace
With a glass of wine, waiting for him.
She quietly
Called him over to her..
"Unbutton my
Blouse and take it off," she said.
Trembling,
He did as she directed. "Now take off
My boots."
He did as
She asked, ever so slowly..
"Now take off my socks."
He removed
Each gently and placed them
Neatly by her feet.
"Now take
Off my skirt."
He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly
Watching her eyes in the fire light.
"Now take
Off my bra..." Again, with trembling
Hands, he did as he was told and
Dropped it to the floor.
Then she
Looked at him and said, "If you ever
Wear my clothes into town again,
You're fired."