one for ray lol

Little john was in his junior school class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up:
Fireman, policeman, salesman, politician, etc.

However, little john was being uncharacteristically quiet, and so the teacher asked him about his father.

...Reluctantly he replied, "My Dad is an exotic dancer in a gay club, and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and let him sXXg him."

The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring and then took Little john aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father ?"

"No," said john, "My father plays football for England, I was just too embarrassed to say that."

lol very good, so would i be after that performance last night

We know where ray is now then

thats where he is

no your missing the point ,it says that i,m good enough to play for england.its maybe because i know the difference btween a good team and a bad one unlike ian....the proofs there if anyone could say that england played well last night must,nt know that much about football.do you agree ?

their standards arent very high though ray anyone could play for them

it was like watching paint dry even scot parker couldnt instill some fire in them

peel bros wrote:

no your missing the point ,it says that i,m good enough to play for england.its maybe because i know the difference btween a good team and a bad one unlike ian....the proofs there if anyone could say that england played well last night must,nt know that much about football.do you agree ?

...........well so you agree with me then shite

they can only beat whats put in front of them , you have to realise that who ever plays against
england its there cup finale and they play out of there skins like man u have to do week in week out
at the end of the day england one . it doesn,t matter who the manager is they only have a few days to get there view across to the players about what formation there going to play , and players pulling out of friendlys
doesn,t help if they can,t be botherd to turn up they should not be allowed to play for there club on saturday .

freindlies are often like that though their boreing they were away and with alot of players absent come on guys ffs give em a break in the world cup you can thank that twat john terry for our poor showing as most did not want to be in the same team as him never mind the same hotel and rooney was shite because he knew wat was comeing out in the press after the world cup its a shame giggs aint english though and the maestro scholes dont come out of international retirement

ray they won mate thats what counts if they get beat they are shite if they draw they are shite if they win they are shite what they got to do , ray iam convinced you know f, all about football, lol, no pleasing you

ian wrote:

Little john was in his junior school class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up:
Fireman, policeman, salesman, politician, etc.

However, little john was being uncharacteristically quiet, and so the teacher asked him about his father.

...Reluctantly he replied, "My Dad is an exotic dancer in a gay club, and takes off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good, he'll go out with a man, rent a cheap room and let him sXXg him."

The teacher hurriedly set the other children to work on some colouring and then took Little john aside to ask him, "Is that really true about your father ?"

"No," said john, "My father plays football for England, I was just too embarrassed to say that."

no shite ian,theyonly won because the other team was just as shite,i think i need to give you a talk on football ian,plus anything else you need to know my friend.just ask me ,you know i,ll help you wher ever i can

topics hotting up now lol

yes lol keep the banter friendly lads

paddy mick,murphy all work for the same bosss who always goes home early,One day mick says lets go home early,he,ll never know,so they all leave just after the boss. mick goes to the bookies murphy goes to the pub and paddy goes home to find his wife having sex with his boss. Next day mick says that was great ,shall we do it again paddy says,not bloody likely mate i nearly got caught!!!

sounds like ray and ian down the allotements................