cheeky fooker

I watched a cookery
programme today.
The chef looked into the camera
and said, "Today I'm going to
show you how to make a
delicious casserole, using these
simple ingredients from your
very own kitchen."
The cheeky fooker. He must've
sneaked in and taken them
when I wasn't looking.

PMSL rene, he`ll have had to be quick in your house.......you will have already been using it for you snack.

David wrote:

PMSL rene, he`ll have had to be quick in your house.......you will have already been using it for you snack.

youll be having a casserole between meals rene........

no mate Guernsey beanjar mate and might get myself some Ormers which is a guernsey delicasy its a sea food abalony dont no ow to spell it lmao

ah right, i suppose all areas have their thing eh, like yorkshire puddings etc........(i mean the food veriety, not the people lol)

there are a few unusual delecasies(?) arnt there, what about frogs legs.....?

no mate we dont eat them over here nor the snails i couldnt an wouldnt even think about tryin it either lol ive had crocadile tail,spring buck,horse,ostrage,bison/buffalo but no way would i try frogs an snails mate

PMSL rene, sounds like youve eaten a full farm yard...........


in a breadcake..........

i had the horse steak in france about 10 year ago mate its fookin lovely id chose that over beef steak any day the others i got off my bro as hes a butcher mate

Ya can't beat the good old bacon butty.
I once had one of those horse steaks in France, my mate took me to this place he always goes to and said I'll order you a good meal, I said if its snails or frogs legs then forget it.
I got this steak, to be honest it was delightful.
After I ate it and said I enjoyed it, he told what it was, all I can say it was another win for Shergar

yes gary ill bet that made a few buttys eh.........

They don't have bread like us. In fact nowhere has bread like ours. They don't know they are missing.
I remember once in Berlin, I ordered bacon and egg, I was sat there mouth watering expecting a couple of fried eggs and a few rashers of bacon.
But oh no, instead I got got some rubbery disgusting scrambled egg and with chopped raw smoked cured bacon chopped up in it.
To say I was extremely displeased was an understatement.

a full english breakfast is called that for a reason gary

because theres nowt like it.

That's the one mate. Why mess about, when ya can just bung it in a frying pan and away you go.

yes gary "thats the one"

kangaroo is nice aswell lads yummmmmmmmmmm yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Rene A wrote:

kangaroo is nice aswell lads yummmmmmmmmmm yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

in a breadcake rene.......... what havnt you eaten rene.................

ive not tried sheeps eyes pigs balls or monkey brains yet but would do if they were offerd to me

Rene A wrote:

ive not tried sheeps eyes pigs balls or monkey brains yet but would do if they were offerd to me

you should go on that new program "im a pigeon man, get me out of here"