New diet mix ?????

Went out today etc, for my quarterly road trip. First stop "petrol" blink of an eye $50 gone (small van) never to be seen again. then on to the grain store. fill her up I said (van) with a smile. 20 odd bags/20kgs went in the back. Then the smile disappeared real quick, when she said $350 thank you, with a smile . Driving home !!!!!!!!! I had to stay & come up with something to tell the missus, being wasn't going to cut it unfortunately.
The following "New diet mix" could be on the cards .
Breakfast !!!!!!! Porridge (haven't had it in 60 yrs plus) I hated it & as a special treat Tripe. It will have to be in batter, like when I was young lad.
Lunch !!!!!!! Forget it altogether I'm afraid. A cleansing diet, is a healthy diet etc.
Tea !!!!!!!!!! the choice is between Brains or kidneys I surpose & if I'm still hungry I could have a 2nd helping of tripe.
Missus likes her wine !!!!!!!!!! so I bought a fancy bottle (coloured) to help the situation along, as I'm suggesting/found something she might like.
French I will tell her.Starts with a W & ends with an R. Have as much as she likes I will say as I don't wish to appear mean. *****

Ah what we won't do for our womenfolk . Springs comin bought mine a new yard scoop . Starting to see the llama poop in the yard with the snow melting & all.

seems the same story all over the world for the pigeon man knackered, the price of corn is on the up and everyone is feeling the pinch.....i dare say many a pigeon man goes without something to enable them to buy a few pigeon potions

petrol in the uk is quite cheap, amoung the cheapest in europe......its just our greedy government who add extortionate taxes on top of the price that make it so expensive.........

David yep the same all over the world some guys getting out of birds lots cutting back & few jumping in. Got gas for my van yesterday $1.24.9 / litre . Ouch sure cuts back on a lot of trips in this large country. One of the reasons I stay home & fly rollers instead of going to all the shows. Now just go to close ones mainly as an observer also cause of sickness lots are picking up at large shows. You have the same there ?

David wrote:

seems the same story all over the world for the pigeon man knackered, the price of corn is on the up and everyone is feeling the pinch.....i dare say many a pigeon man goes without something to enable them to buy a few pigeon potions

petrol in the uk is quite cheap, amoung the cheapest in europe......its just our greedy government who add extortionate taxes on top of the price that make it so expensive.........

Potions !!!!!!!!! I cannot afford such luxury's now !!!!!!!!, anything I use comes out of my garden etc.
Wifes appears to be fine actually, promised to help out till next month's/pay. Leave her tank in the driveway (save $100) & use her old roller blades etc when she goes shopping for our food. Not that she will have much to carry .
*****