christmas songs

whats yer favorite our has to be jona lewie stop the cavalry the wife likes the pogues fairy tale in new York Alfie likes anything with santa in the video

merry Christmas and a happy new year to all members

Nat King Cole, with his chestnuts roasting on his open fire

Xmas poem.
Twas the night before Xmas and all through the house.
Every one felt shitty, even the mouse.
Dad/s at the whore house,mom.s smoking grass and I just settled down for a nice piece of ass.
Then out on the lawn arose such a clatter I sprang up from my piece to see what was the matter.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.
I knew right away the fat f***er had fell.
he filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart, that son of a bitch blew my chimney apart!He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight.
Piss on u all and have one hell of a night!
MONEY IS SHORT AND TIMES ARE HARD! YOU JUST GOT TEXTED A XMAS CARD!

halcanada wrote:

Xmas poem.
Twas the night before Xmas and all through the house.
Every one felt shitty, even the mouse.
Dad/s at the whore house,mom.s smoking grass and I just settled down for a nice piece of ass.
Then out on the lawn arose such a clatter I sprang up from my piece to see what was the matter.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.
I knew right away the fat f***er had fell.
he filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart, that son of a bitch blew my chimney apart!He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight.
Piss on u all and have one hell of a night!
MONEY IS SHORT AND TIMES ARE HARD! YOU JUST GOT TEXTED A XMAS CARD!

halcanada wrote:

Xmas poem.
Twas the night before Xmas and all through the house.
Every one felt shitty, even the mouse.
Dad/s at the whore house,mom.s smoking grass and I just settled down for a nice piece of ass.
Then out on the lawn arose such a clatter I sprang up from my piece to see what was the matter.
He came down the chimney like a bat out of hell.
I knew right away the fat f***er had fell.
he filled all the stockings with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer.
He rose up the chimney with one hell of a fart, that son of a bitch blew my chimney apart!He swore and he cursed as he flew out of sight.
Piss on u all and have one hell of a night!
MONEY IS SHORT AND TIMES ARE HARD! YOU JUST GOT TEXTED A XMAS CARD!

I never heard that version before hal, but I like it better..........