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, just managed to pick a lock with 2 hair clips.............

went into Halfords a couple of days ago, seen an ex display tool chest for £20, but there was no keys, and it was locked, so you couldn't get into any of the draws etc, watched a video on you tube and while I was washing up earlier thought I`d have a quick try to get into it.......found 2 strong hair clips and within a minute I was in

over the moon, this tool chest would have been well over £100, might go back see if they have any more with keys missing

anyone want a lock picking ...........

David wrote:

, just managed to pick a lock with 2 hair clips.............

went into Halfords a couple of days ago, seen an ex display tool chest for £20, but there was no keys, and it was locked, so you couldn't get into any of the draws etc, watched a video on you tube and while I was washing up earlier thought I`d have a quick try to get into it.......found 2 strong hair clips and within a minute I was in

over the moon, this tool chest would have been well over £100, might go back see if they have any more with keys missing

anyone want a lock picking ...........

Come on down David you can try & pick my other halves purse etc here as I've been trying for 50 odd years & I have had no luck at all, sadly .

banks ...chastity belts where will it all end up david with your new found skills ,have to say I like the tool kit nice and cheap and easy to store in the mrs head all joking aside ,what a bargain

oldstrain wrote:

banks ...chastity belts where will it all end up david with your new found skills ,have to say I like the tool kit nice and cheap and easy to store in the mrs head all joking aside ,what a bargain

I like a man that knows how to improvise etc O/S . Hope thou David will pay all taxes required as such with his new found business venture it appears, with stolen goods    .

Always knew you where dodgy David..we will have to keep an eye out from now on..nothing safe lol

peel bros wrote:

Always knew you where dodgy David..we will have to keep an eye out from now on..nothing safe lol

True best I suggest, we hide our cash tin here now Ray or it may just finish up a wee bit on the light side etc with David's new business venture. May also     just pay     to keep our partners under lock & key also, with shifty David on the prowl now    .

those "Geordie type" are the shifty ones knackered...........

David wrote:

those "Geordie type" are the shifty ones knackered...........

Maybe the ones you know David etc. But the local one I know well here is as honest as the day is long type of thing even tells the truth would you believe even when it hurts, when discussing losses on a race as such, like this weekend here. Made him happy thou as he was a bit glum with his returns sadly, as I mentioned my favourite Vet who just happened to be 200 odd pigeons missing some how, out of his little flock of near 700 in his toss yesterday here . Me being me     I made the suggesting to him, perhaps my favourite man       should see another expert type & get a medication program in place to help improve his returns/losses, maybe.

nah, something not quite right with those Geordie types........we say come on to our birds they say away to theirs

David wrote:

nah, something not quite right with those Geordie types........we say come on to our birds they say away to theirs

I fully agree going by the few I have met certain of them talk in a rather strange way I've found etc to what I call normal folk David .