Animals talk!!

The Englishman. Bob met Taffy the Welshman at his farm.
“Nice dog you have “said Bob.
“Yes he is good.” said Taffy.
“Can I talk with him?” asked Bob.
“Dogs do not talk!” said Taffy.
Bob asked the dog how he was doing.
“Fine” said the dog, “walks and good food, everything”.
Taffy looked amazed!
“Can I talk with your horse?” asked Bob.
“Horses do not talk” said Taffy.
Bob asked the horse how he was being treated.
To Taffys amazement the horse answered.
“Very well good feed and water. No abuse.”
Bob looked at the sheep.
Taffy said “That sheep is a friggin liar!!”

Funny how a ventriloquist can put things into perspective.

Have a nice day.

Regards.

you naughty man hal ............

MISTY wrote:

Funny how a ventriloquist can put things into perspective.

Have a nice day.

Regards.

Ventriloquists soon have a bunch of Quokkas there etc Misty in your face I'm with the assistance of Kylie M Talking the talk on your local TV I'm told & trying to convince your lot how to escape Brexit & come on down here for a holiday experience of a life time  & maybe just help us locals fight our bush fires for the thrill factor experience .