The Englishman. Bob met Taffy the Welshman at his farm.
“Nice dog you have “said Bob.
“Yes he is good.” said Taffy.
“Can I talk with him?” asked Bob.
“Dogs do not talk!” said Taffy.
Bob asked the dog how he was doing.
“Fine” said the dog, “walks and good food, everything”.
Taffy looked amazed!
“Can I talk with your horse?” asked Bob.
“Horses do not talk” said Taffy.
Bob asked the horse how he was being treated.
To Taffys amazement the horse answered.
“Very well good feed and water. No abuse.”
Bob looked at the sheep.
Taffy said “That sheep is a friggin liar!!”