halcanada81
Hatchling
Posts : 830
Join date : 2020-04-22
 | | Subject: Turkey dinner. Sat May 29, 2021 6:45 pm | |
| Lady in the grocery store. Frozen poultry section. Sorting throu the turkeys. Finally she aske the stock boy "Do these get any bigger?"
Straight face he answered "No ma am. They are all dead!" |
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Daz
Youngbird
Posts : 4072
Join date : 2018-07-15
Age : 77
Location : Northants
| | Subject: Re: Turkey dinner. Sat May 29, 2021 7:11 pm | |
| Heard that the lady asked 'how long do chickens keep in the freezer'.
'About 6 months or more' answereded the server.
'Rubbish' she replied 'I don't believe that for a moment. i put two lovely chickens in on the Thursday. Come Monday they were both dead'!
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Knackered
Oldbird
Posts : 14517
Join date : 2013-03-11
| | Subject: Re: Turkey dinner. Sun May 30, 2021 1:47 am | |
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