Joke for ginger....

a 93 year old man is sat crying on the kerb, a passerby asks "whats up?" the old man moans "im 93 and married to a 21 year old who wants sex before breakfast, lunch, tea and twice again at night" passerby says "whats the problem?"

the old man says "i can f*****g remember where i live"

howe did you no my wife was 21

DAVID wrote:

a 93 year old man is sat crying on the kerb, a passerby asks "whats up?" the old man moans "im 93 and married to a 21 year old who wants sex before breakfast, lunch, tea and twice again at night" passerby says "whats the problem?"

the old man says "i can f*****g remember where i live"

cracker david made me chuckle .

they say you are as old as you feel

woman meets a bloke in a bar, and goes back to his place.......during the evening she notices three rows of teddy bears sat on shelves in his bedroom, bottom shelf has small bears, middle shelf bigger bears, and large bears on the top shelf.......the woman thinks the bloke must be sensative and he could be the one, so she f***s him and s***s him and takes it up the a**e....next morning the woman asks bloke "how was it?" bloke replies "not f*****g bad at all", "help yourself to any prize off the middle shelf".


sorry about the bad language, the wife told me it............

you going to get baned david mate.

liked the secong one david mate, must tell the wife it

mick.

was the wife who told me it mick, dont know what sort of places she is frequenting to hear filth like that...................