Wanted !!!. One Big Hill.

We have a local community radio show here, on air each week etc. Where they talk pigeon tripe by a bunch of Know nothing types . One of them  just happens to be a club mate of mine & also a mate of the little fat bloke.  He rang him up, to say if he listened in & rang up at the right time he could win a big prize ??? a Houban special from him on offer. Now the little bloke did his best, to get on line & tried every trick under the sun, but still failed to make contact on the day. He was some what p*ssed off "Big time" missing out on a new super dooper stock bird as such. Now the best I could say about the little bloke is, he lives on a mound & thats being generous, actually it's as flat as a tack & far differant to where I just happen to live etc. Anyway this is where the Hill bit comes into the picture/senaro as he was told, next time he has to find a Big Hill & then go there & listen to gain better reception if he wishes to win the next big prize on offer. So now I can arrange transport, for any one who has the odd hill to spare if they can get it to around Bristol etc where My mate the will load his ship up & send it on down & if this can all be arranged my little mate will be over the moon with joy      .
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now iv'e heard it all ; Club Mate gets the Golden Oppertunity in a Rigged Comp & fails ; What Next ?from those Guys ;got a shock they even race ;you must have some indeft conversations at your club ?lol

killer wrote:

now iv'e heard it all ; Club Mate gets the Golden Oppertunity in a Rigged Comp & fails ; What Next ?from those Guys ;got a shock they even race ;you must have some indeft conversations at your club ?lol

If you heard our Tony, waffle on K you would jump of the Bulli pass near you etc just to take the pain away to gain some pleasure . Fortunately for me, not much between my ears etc & so when he speaks it's in one side & straight out the other .

Fill us in on the Guy; he sounds like a big noter ?lol

killer wrote:

Fill us in on the Guy; he sounds like a big noter ?lol

Cannot say too much K "Legal reasons" but he is a great worker "Big time" for our sport in general etc here. Does at times use the word miscellanous etc when balancing the books but then none of us are perfect are we. Now ??? I do not wish to give to much away, but he has a few differant psuedoymn's on the internet & one of them goes Beep Beep . I suspect now, I will have to stop all this or I will be hung from the large maple tree's outside my club I suspect Beep Beep.
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Sounded like the Road Runner going By ?lol Beep Beep ?lol

killer wrote:

Sounded like the Road Runner going By ?lol Beep Beep ?lol

Because of legal reasons K & those large maple trees I mentioned     which actually are large oak trees etc I refuse to answer your suggesting above . Now !!! running at no 3, I see. Could I suggest you throw in a number of your favourite one liners like your old site & get over the   here  & we may just have 2 of convict stock sharing the next load of pigeon sh*te between us.

Mate i resent being called a Convict ;i'm 8th generations removed ; the shackle marks are waring away slowly ?lol

killer wrote:

Mate i resent being called a Convict ;i'm 8th generations removed ; the shackle marks are waring away slowly  ?lol

Resent all you like K but history is history etc. This mob here were a bit thick when they decided to populate our little island, 200 odd years ago. Never quite realized ??? what quality stock they were sending our way.
Now !!! Hamish happy again his mate Buddie killed them again in the last quarter I see & he I suspect, is just a fine example of what can happen. When you allow differant breeds to breed together in harmony .

You be carefull in what your saying about Breeds etc ?lol Britania Rule the Waves ;remember we are out numbered Tonto ;me Lone Ranger ?lol ;Hamish kicked 5 goals at football; thats what they call it over there last week .

killer wrote:

You be carefull in what your saying about Breeds etc ?lol Britania Rule the Waves ;remember we are out numbered Tonto ;me Lone Ranger ?lol ;Hamish kicked 5 goals at football; thats what they call it over there last week .

Great to hear about the 5 goals etc with Hamish K must have been the Buddie influence . Tell him to contact Alfie the here  as his side is looking for a good goal kicker next year, seeing as they are being promoted I believe. May just make a few more million than his mate Buddie if he is smart.

He had some one come up to his Mum after the game ; but he told him his Playing AFL for the swans ; look out Buddy your Spot may be in danger in 15 years or so ?lol

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killer wrote:

You be carefull in what your saying about Breeds etc ?lol Britania Rule the Waves ;remember we are out numbered Tonto ;me Lone Ranger ?lol ;Hamish kicked 5 goals at football; thats what they call it over there last week .

Great to hear about the 5 goals etc with Hamish K must have been the Buddie influence . Tell him to contact Alfie the here  as his side is looking for a good goal kicker next year, seeing as they are being promoted I believe. May just make a few more million than his mate Buddie if he is smart.

we like to use homegrown talent here give our own lads a break

Nothing wrong in giving your home grown ago ; you have produced some outstanding talent over the years ; about time you won a World Cup tho ?lol Maybe get Mr Best to pull his shoes on again he was magic that bloke ; cheers

oldstrain wrote:

Knackered wrote:

killer wrote:

You be carefull in what your saying about Breeds etc ?lol Britania Rule the Waves ;remember we are out numbered Tonto ;me Lone Ranger ?lol ;Hamish kicked 5 goals at football; thats what they call it over there last week .

Great to hear about the 5 goals etc with Hamish K must have been the Buddie influence . Tell him to contact Alfie the here  as his side is looking for a good goal kicker next year, seeing as they are being promoted I believe. May just make a few more million than his mate Buddie if he is smart.

we like to use homegrown talent here give our own lads a break

Could be missing out O/S "Big time". Hamish kicked 5 goals recently & I suspect he will bag 10 one day. Just like his buddie, Buddie & if you crab him now you could get him on the cheap side.

Mate i trained him to say Pa is his Manager ?lol

is this lad a soccer player or aussie rules

oldstrain wrote:

is this lad a soccer player or aussie rules

Does it really matter the wee lad knows how to kick goals Unfortunately, he has no skill punching the ball with his head, sadly I'm . But then !!! only a clown, would be silly enough to try that type of trick in a game.

point being oz that aussie rules is like a bunch of goalkeepers running riot ...soccer is a tad different ,you need to be a good actor these days for soccer

oldstrain wrote:

point being oz that aussie rules is like a bunch of goalkeepers running riot  ...soccer is a tad different ,you need to be a good actor these days for soccer

"Actor's" they do tend to bruise easy & it certainly is dangerous at times     if a puff of wind, just happens to come along & their in front of the goal posts etc .

OS ; He wants to play Aussie Rules & goes to all the Games ;but last year at 4 he started out Playing soccer in the summer comp to help him get fit; he kicked 5 goals his last match in 6 & under's ; Team won 6 to 2 this year aged 5 he started in the winter comp differant team & orginisation 6 & under ;first match kicked 5 goals & pasted 3 others to be goals Team won 9 to 2 they play on a smaller ground about a 1/4 of normal ; non of us play the game ;came home the other night he's hitting a Tennis ball against a wall ; then he started bouncing the ball ;i said what are you doing now ; he said thats what the do on TV before serving ; got me stuffed ?lol With his beach work Soccer & running i think i'm heading towards an early grave ?;lol PS tonight he's wanting me to bowl him some balls so he can improve is cricket ; i told him 6 & out didn't like those rules so started belting me for 4's instead lol ; Sorry if it may come over bragging but he is differant .cheers

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OS ; He wants to play Aussie Rules & goes to all the Games ;but last year at 4 he started out Playing soccer in the summer comp to help him get fit; he kicked 5 goals his last match in 6 & under's  ;  Team won 6 to 2 this year aged 5 he started in the winter comp differant team & orginisation 6 & under ;first match kicked 5 goals & pasted 3 others to be goals Team won 9 to 2  they play on a smaller ground about a 1/4 of normal ; non of us play the game ;came home the other night he's hitting a Tennis ball against a wall ; then he started bouncing the ball ;i said what are you doing now ; he said thats what the do on TV before serving ; got me stuffed ?lol With his beach work Soccer & running i think i'm heading towards an early grave ?;lol PS tonight he's wanting me to bowl him some balls so he can improve is cricket ; i told him 6 & out didn't like those rules so started belting me for 4's instead lol ; Sorry if it may come over bragging but he is differant .cheers  

Hectic times ahead I suspect K One hopes you don't drive a
V-8 etc as your pockets will always be empty .

Pockets they were worn out a long ago ?lol

killer wrote:

Pockets they were worn out a long ago ?lol

Maybe so the above, but what better way to wear them out etc than chasing around after the likes of Hamish.