LETS HAVE LAUGH.

barnie wrote:

This is my contribution, 100% true.......

Must be 20+ years ago and the pigeons got a problem with depluming mite leaving them with bald patches on their crops, looked awful.
I was told about a creame from chemist to sort it in a few days, so when my wife was out shopping I just wrote down the name (escapes me now) on her shopping list and asked her to call in and get a tube.
When she returned she says, "there's your creame, you'll never guess who served me? Shirley from 2 doors down, her lad in same school class as ours, she's working in the chemist part time now".

Oh dear! Even now all these years later my wife still doesn't know the creame was for crabs, pubic lice.

Cleared the birds up in a crack though

also suspect Barnie some how Shirley would have had thoughts about what type of a neighbour was living close by as such also .

Nice one barnie, bet the pigeons did not get them the same way SOME did in the army.
Bet you got a few funny looks when going down the street for a while.

Regards.

All right, lets have a cry.

Went to an auction to look at and possibly buy a pigeon said to have been responsible for 80 winners, called THE STONES COCK.

I always put a price on a pigeon that I think it is worth to me and never go above.

Handled the pigeon and all seemed well.

Thought £100.00 maximum.

After a bit of confusion and altercation with the auctioneer I got the pigeon for £80.00

Never put a stock pigeon straight into stock loft always isolated for a few weeks, no problem usually not needed for a couple of months.

Within a week the pigeon had soft feather and I gave it away, would have culled but a friend said he would give it a go.

If in deed it had been responsible for 80 winners it had run out of steam because it did nothing for my friend.

Regards.



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Was a time (Twice) when I got some Nystatin from a various sauce. I think - personally it is tops.
Any way Brother has a house in France, and him and wife go regularly.
Nystatin is sold over the counter there.
So I aske him to bring some back …

Told him what it was for and also the 'Woman's use' etc.
Any way he didn't get any. Said he would go in and
buy it .. Nor his wife … he joked 'She was afraid they'd want to have a look lol

Actually I was, and can still get if I bothered to ask the doc, prescribe Nystatin for 'Canker in the throat.

Daz wrote:

Was a time (Twice) when I got some Nystatin from a various sauce. I think - personally it is tops.
Any way Brother has a house in France, and him and wife go regularly.
Nystatin is sold over the counter there.
So I aske him to bring some back …

Told him what it was for and also the 'Woman's use' etc.
Any way he didn't get any. Said he would go in and
buy it .. Nor his  wife … he joked 'She was afraid they'd want to have a look lol

Actually I was, and can still get if I bothered to ask the doc, prescribe Nystatin for 'Canker in the throat.

He is my bit for the day in the        department etc. Your Branson is feeling some what un-wanted down here I'm   as once again he has called in the liquidator's to just help sort his air line Virgin airways here & just like he did with his Virgin Blue planes a while back. Some thing about him being poor now I believe as he is down to his last dollar type of thing.

When on the allotments many years ago the old birds were just about finished racing for the season and lad nearby was going through the ones he hadn't sent to the race, getting numbers down. It was a faster than expected day and we were just about caught out, he didn't have his flapper ready and ended up throwing the one he just necked!

Knackered wrote:

Daz wrote:

Was a time (Twice) when I got some Nystatin from a various sauce. I think - personally it is tops.
Any way Brother has a house in France, and him and wife go regularly.
Nystatin is sold over the counter there.
So I aske him to bring some back …

Told him what it was for and also the 'Woman's use' etc.
Any way he didn't get any. Said he would go in and
buy it .. Nor his  wife … he joked 'She was afraid they'd want to have a look lol

Actually I was, and can still get if I bothered to ask the doc, prescribe Nystatin for 'Canker in the throat.

He is my bit for the day in the        department etc. Your Branson is feeling some what un-wanted down here I'm   as once again he has called in the liquidator's to just help sort his air line Virgin airways here & just like he did with his Virgin Blue planes a while back. Some thing about him being poor now I believe as he is down to his last dollar type of thing.

i hate the man, a waste of air ........hes a multi billionare who sued our nhs , the uk government or any other government should not give the money grabbing leach a penny

Nice one barnie, bet that got a few laughs down at the club.

As for Branson Knackered, been on the television about him this morning, lives in Tax Haven to avoid paying his dues, is a reputed BILLIONAIR and wants bailing out.

What he wants is throwing out.

We also have one of the highest paid footballers refusing to take a pay cut, sat on his back side doing nothing and paid hundreds a week.

Just hope many clubs go to the wall and the players have to actually work for a living.

These problems throw up the best and worst, we are fortunate to have a majority of the former and God Bless them.

Regards.

David wrote:

Knackered wrote:

Daz wrote:

Was a time (Twice) when I got some Nystatin from a various sauce. I think - personally it is tops.
Any way Brother has a house in France, and him and wife go regularly.
Nystatin is sold over the counter there.
So I aske him to bring some back …

Told him what it was for and also the 'Woman's use' etc.
Any way he didn't get any. Said he would go in and
buy it .. Nor his  wife … he joked 'She was afraid they'd want to have a look lol

Actually I was, and can still get if I bothered to ask the doc, prescribe Nystatin for 'Canker in the throat.

He is my bit for the day in the        department etc. Your Branson is feeling some what un-wanted down here I'm   as once again he has called in the liquidator's to just help sort his air line Virgin airways here & just like he did with his Virgin Blue planes a while back. Some thing about him being poor now I believe as he is down to his last dollar type of thing.

i hate the man, a waste of air ........hes a multi billionare who sued our nhs , the uk government or any other government should not give the money grabbing leach a penny

Felt like crying here this morning David the poor man was saying because he gives to your charities there we should give 1 point 4 Billion odd dollars to bail him out of the sh*te here, so he can just carry on as is type of thing . Government said no way but we will happily spend 30 million odd dollars a month with the crisis we have now, helping your workers get through to better times in the future as such.

Just for a bit of fun Knackered I thought I would look to see if the Stones Cock was recorded in the pigeon files.

Got a result, photograph of a 10' concrete penis.

Regards.

MISTY wrote:

Just for a bit of fun Knackered I thought I would look to see if the Stones Cock was recorded in the pigeon files.

Got a result, photograph of a 10' concrete penis.

Regards.

Seen photo's at times of when my Geordie mate was back home etc Misty but nothing like that thou I'm .

David says, and I agree somewhat.
i hate the man, a waste of air ........hes a multi billionare who sued our nhs , the uk government or any other government should not give the money grabbing leach a penny

He has painted himself as one of the worker, and one of 'Joe Public.
Has invest now two £billion into the N.H.S.
Another crippler of the N.H.S. Chameleon in 2012 updated the P.P.F. to help such peoples get good returns from P.P.F. etc. The N.H.S. must be paid back dividends before each any thing else!

The N.H.S. has enough money. But has to pay back each month money to such.
A small investment gets great returns... Between £80 Billion -£120Billion!
America has tied up most channels regards who supplies out drugs. they do, 80% I believe if right. Can check.
then the crap about Brexit and Drugs from the E.U. etc. The lies they spin, eh!

the government is wanting to sell off the nhs to branson , in fact he already owns part of it .........our local nhs hospital doesnt even own the buildings, they rent them off the owner, possibly branson .........

its like our main dhss /benefit office in leeds, the government sold it off a couple of years ago for millions of pounds, now rent it back off those who bought it .........

someones pal or family member i suspect , or some mp with an interest .......

branson is a complete and utter t0$$£r ...goverment should give him feck all ,squandered plenty in his time trying to be rocketman ,guys a friggin leach on society ...another who wanted to stay in the eu against the peoples will ,absolute weasel

Things fell apart when TRUSTS were set up, a total fiasco.

No private money involved in the NHS is in it for fun.

Profit is all they are interested in.

You cannot blame nurses or doctors etc; joining the likes of Branson who will pay them more than the NHS and then Branson charges the NHS far more than they pay their staff.

New hospitals etc; are financed in a manner that defies belief, latest example, new hospitals said to cost 54.7 billion will eventually cost 301 billion etc; etc;

The Government should stop the armaments race and pay the savings on the NHS staff.

Let Branson run and pay for private hospitals if he wants with nothing to do with the NHS.

The mind boggles at the actual figures in respect of the NHS.

Another matter that should be addressed.

The NHS was set up to treat those suffering illness and not to satisfy vanity, anything other than actual illness should be paid for.

Regards.

part of the nhs is now private, which was at one time not long ago nhs, workers who were employed directly by the nhs are now employed by a private company, hence bit by bit, they are privitaising nhs slowly without the public knowing .

Afraid you may be right David.

Do not think anyone knows what is going on in the NHS.

Tried to find out several answers to concerns, no chance.

What is wanted is an independent investigation to answer peoples concerns but think little chance, those concerned would be hand picked.

Sad but true.

The likes of Branson should not have access to investing in anything owned by the public.

Regards.

Well they went through the back door David. Have taken hold and sliced it up. No need to go 'Private' as the fat cats are already milking it. Saved a public out cry if Joe knew what they were up to!
Now they have their tentacle's well and truly wrapped around every part of the N.H.S. to squeeze EVERY drop of money out.
Why privatise it! they have / are doing great any way! Money wise. Yes the greedy ones will want more I know.

Gosh and this is on the Topic of having a laugh eh! They are, all the way to the bank.

Would be laughable taken in another context that the public can be taken for a ride and do nothing about it.

Think politics go hand in hand with deceit and self.

Can never understand why anyone wants to be a billionaire, they can only be in one place at a time and do one thing at a time, the same as anyone else.

Worrying about losing what they have may also be detrimental to their well being
(hopefully).

Regards.

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Daz wrote:

Gosh and this is on the Topic of having a laugh eh! They are, all the way to the bank.

Crazy/weird type world now etc Daz I suggest. Just seen Trump here beating his own drum again     of what a wonderful type job here is doing there. Not one word of empathy for the New Yorker types etc & one could have thought they just don't exist now in his weird type thought process factor. Also     just saw the latest with your nursing home scenario there with the virus situation & the figures starting to appear. Interesting        .   

Just wish there was something to laugh about Knackered.

The nursing home situation is disturbing to say the least.

Those in that situation are vulnerable in the first place, mainly attempting to enjoy their last days.

The carers are not trained nor have the equipment to deal with such a sudden event.

When healthy people are not recovering from the virus in many instances the poor souls in the care homes have little chance and to stop the spread of the virus in the homes is almost impossible.

A very sad situation all round.

Regards.

MISTY wrote:

Just wish there was something to laugh about Knackered.

The nursing home situation is disturbing to say the least.

Those in that situation are vulnerable  in the first place, mainly attempting to enjoy their last days.

The carers are not trained nor have the equipment to deal with such a sudden event.

When healthy people are not recovering from the virus in many instances the poor souls in the care homes have little chance and to stop the spread of the virus in the homes is almost impossible.

A very sad situation all round.

Regards.  

True a sad type situation for sure etc Misty . 4 weeks ago here, my wife put an order in at the local chemist for some face masks. Just the other day she got a call to say they were in & could be picked up when required. By chance she asked how much they were, 25 dollars each was the reply & you must buy a box of 10 to get 1 type of thing. Comes out to night here on TV, some suppliers are charging up to 800 odd dollars for the same type thing. End of the story which ever you may just decide to buy, 1/10 or maybe even a 100 you should only use them one time & one time only for the safety factor when out shopping, apparently. & take care.

its a cull misty, the elderly, vulnerable and disabled are a drain on the system.....the powers that be want them gone , and thats the truth of the matter .....those in care homes are being locked in their rooms and left to die .

when have we ever been able to trust a government, never .......they are all liars and crooks .