Heard my neighbour defending my birds

Today i had the french doors open while the birds were out i was having a coffee in the kitchen, i overheard my neigbours friend who was sitting on next door decking say to my neighbour
" dont those birds next door annoy you?"
Neighbour "no you hardly know they are there"
Friend " dont they mess on your washing?"
Neighbour " No, they are either flying or in thier shed, the seagulls are worse"
Friend "dont they sit on the roof?"
Neighbour " normally when they have babies, i think they like 5 mins away from the kids, but dont we all" laughter
Friend " some of them look pretty"
Neighbour " yes i like the ones with white on and the red ones"
Friend "dont they come in your garden?"
Neighbour " sometimes some of the babies drop in but they only do it before they can fly properly, and its my fault for putting bread on the lawn, you cant put food out for the birds then moan when a bird comes for it"
Friend " so you dont mind them then?"
Neighbour " no, id rather have them next door that a noisy dog or cats"


This is from the woman next door who tried to get my wife to talk me out of getting them when i started.

probley all bull shit steve they just saying that so you lend um ya lawn mower

Tell em, a bag full of pigeon crap suspended in their water butt, makes the best ever free liquid fertiliser.

pmsl gaz my sister always makes me go to the farm for a bag of horse sh**e to put in a sack and hang it in her water bucket

ya get some smashing tomatoes though lol

Honest pigeon crap is one of the best mate, because of all the good stuff we feed our birds.

bloke down our allotmants says the amonia is good for his patch must be some truth in it

have ya noticed they sell chicken shit in wilkinsons

Years ago vineyards used to swear by the stuff.
I haven't mate, but I know the sell pigeon poo in fishing tackle shops. LOL

once mixed some pigeon shit with me ground bait fish did the same as the pigeon pissed off

wouldnt like you as a witness against me steve, you remembered the conversation word for word, youd get someone 10 years........

Gaz b wrote:

GOT BE GOOD SHIT ITS GOT (VAN) in it

It's Dutch wot ya expect.
For shit anglers.

it wasnt hard to remember because id never heard her say a good word about them before, A bloke at work takes all my pigeon sh**e for his allotment

I know a guy who uses it for his wormery for fishing.

Obe-One, the only diet mix i can get local seems to be Versele laga super diet or Bucktons Diet supreme , any good

I can't comment mate, as I have never used it, but am sure one of the guys on here will be able to put you right.
But it's got all the right stuff in it, so it should be ok mate.

EssexSteve wrote:

Obe-One, the only diet mix i can get local seems to be Versele laga super diet or Bucktons Diet supreme , any good

the super diet is what i use steve, in my opinion this is what you want........

David is usually quite good on these thing steve , so i would trust his judgement.

Gaz b wrote:

Tell em, a bag full of pigeon crap suspended in their water butt, makes the best ever free liquid fertiliser.

Spot on mate the old West Bromwich Albion player Alec Jackson i lived next do to his dad anf he grew thw best tomotoes around and he had dad's pigeon shit in a water butt mixed with water used as a feed

mine goes in the black wheely bin don...........