Not talking about the patients neither.
Went this morning to have some tests done.
What do ya call a Black Man who pumps shit into your arm?
A consultant.
Well he was al-right with me till he saw the skinheads tattoo on me arm.
He calmly asked me did I know what day it was.
I told him weds.
He said no, do I know what day it was.
I thought does this cnt not understand English.
I said it again slowly w e d n e s d a y.
No he said it the 12 day of the 12 month of the 12 year and it will be soon be 12 o clock.
He said bad things are supposed to happen on this day.
Can you please sign this consent form.
Sick fcker bet he was laughing all the way back to his office.