Women ????????????

Bad enough the weather was crap when I got up this morning etc. Still went down to the loft, to what you must do type of thing. 2hours later, it was time for a cup of tea (energy) along with my daily vegemite treat. Walked into the kitchen & (she who must be obeyed) wife, was sitting there with a big smile on her face (Big time) What's up with you I said Nothing at all I'm happy "Strange" & then I saw it What's that I said !!!!!!!!! A new Fridge said she, any one can see what it is. I didn't know we needed one. Well !!!!!!!!! you wouldn't know if we did said she. Your live on another planet most of the time (pigeons) & I don't need your permission to spend your money.
What could do except put the kettle on & have my vegemite on toast.
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seems women are the same the world over knackered, they spend the money while our heads are full of pigeon thoughts, all we seem to think about is pigeons, it takes over our lives.........and leaves the way open for the other half to get their hands on the money

stick your pigeon meds in it and wipe the smile off her face

EssexSteve wrote:

stick your pigeon meds in it and wipe the smile off her face

I do !!!!!!!!!!!! No medications at my place etc (To exspensive) but I have bottles & bottles of lemon juice. "She who must be obeyed" said that was her reason/exscuse for the new bigger fridge . Pigeons get blamed for everything I'm to say around here.
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same at mine if the car brakes down its the pigeons fault here

David wrote:

seems women are the same the world over knackered, they spend the money while our heads are full of pigeon thoughts, all we seem to think about is pigeons, it takes over our lives.........and leaves the way open for the other half to get their hands on the money

yup my mrs is doing that all the time ..i give up now theirs always some new gadget around breeding time when your thoughts are else where

O K you pigeon men---get your head on stragiht.
With Pigeons--the money goes"OUT not "IN".
What the WIFE spends is still cheaper than hireing a prostituie 24/7

skytx wrote:

O K you pigeon men---get your head on stragiht.
With Pigeons--the money goes"OUT not "IN".
What the WIFE spends is still cheaper than hireing a prostituie 24/7

youve sumed it up perfectly there don....

skytx wrote:

O K you pigeon men---get your head on stragiht.
With Pigeons--the money goes"OUT not "IN".
What the WIFE spends is still cheaper than hireing a prostituie 24/7

prostitutes dont hoover or take my kids to school there one trick ponies,but i keep telling the mrs practice makes perfect in that department

lifes to short wrote:

skytx wrote:

O K you pigeon men---get your head on stragiht.
With Pigeons--the money goes"OUT not "IN".
What the WIFE spends is still cheaper than hireing a prostituie 24/7

prostitutes dont hoover or take my kids to school there one trick ponies,but i keep telling the mrs practice makes perfect in that department

skytx wrote:

O K you pigeon men---get your head on stragiht.
With Pigeons--the money goes"OUT not "IN".
What the WIFE spends is still cheaper than hireing a prostituie 24/7

Is that through personal experience Skytx. That you make that assumption/fact etc.
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yip they all the same just different names but its like i told you guys
how can yer trust any one who bleeds for a week each month and dont die
sean

Knackered--After you have been married to the same woman for 56 years and raced Pigeons for 31 years-----
You could and should have Knowledge and proven FACTS that you NEED to pass on to the younger People.

i passed on somert to a young lady once my phone number

birdy2011 wrote:

i passed on somert to a young lady once my phone number

thought you was gona say crabs for a moment there graham.........

David wrote:

birdy2011 wrote:

i passed on somert to a young lady once my phone number

thought you was gona say crabs for a moment there graham.........

pmsl thats a craker David he probally did could have been worse lol sean

birdy2011 wrote:

i passed on somert to a young lady once my phone number

thought ya was gonna say a french letter with one of yer dodgey envelopes

skytx wrote:

Knackered--After you have been married to the same woman for 56 years and raced Pigeons for 31 years-----
You could and should have Knowledge and proven FACTS that you NEED to pass on to the younger People.

Point taking Skytx
I'm just a novice etc
Married (the boss) 45 years. Oh !!!!!!!!!!!!!! how I have suffered
Pigeons !!!!!!!!!!!!! Beat you on this one 55 years+.
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Wanted Shotgun with cartridges, irritating bird needs sorting, gun must be able to take down 140lbs with 1 shot

EssexSteve wrote:

Wanted Shotgun with cartridges, irritating bird needs sorting, gun must be able to take down 140lbs with 1 shot

make sure she is in a landrover steve when ya do the deed

a range rover on a slip road is best