paddy goes to maternity unit

paddy goes to maternity unit to see his misses has given birth to 3 kids, paddy says how the hell did this happen,his wif says do you remember the night we used the 3 in 1 oil coss i was a bit dry, paddy says bluddy hell woman its a good job we did not use the W. D. 40.

lol like that one

PMSL ........   

David wrote:

PMSL ........   

Must be joke morning this morning   here. They all get the day off to a good start thou, I would say.

Knackered wrote:

David wrote:

PMSL ........   

Must be joke morning this morning   here. They all get the day off to a good start thou, I would say.

you never know what this new day might bring knackered......    

David wrote:

Knackered wrote:

David wrote:

PMSL ........   

Must be joke morning this morning   here. They all get the day off to a good start thou, I would say.

you never know what this new day might bring knackered......    

True !!!!! that's why I make an extra effort now David    just to see what the new day, does bring  in etc down here. "Strange that" I just wonder why thou & what the reason is.  
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top notch   PMSL  sean

another good one,,i,m pleased i,ve come back on lol

Paddy and Sean are planning to go out on a Saturday night, but only have 50 pence between them. Paddy has an idea, he takes the 50 pence of Sean, goes to a butchers and buys a sausage. Sean is really pissed off at first that Paddy spent their last money on a sausage, but Paddy lets him in on his plan. "We are going into the next pub, order two pints, drink them and when it comes to paying you go down on your knees, unzip my trousers, pull the sausage out and start sucking on it" So, they go into the first pub and do exactly as Paddy suggested. The barmaid is disgusted by the sight and kicks the two out. Paddy says: "see it works, we didn't pay did we?" As Paddy's plan seems to be working they carry on doing it... In the 12th pub, both are quite drunk by now, Sean isn't looking to good. They have just finished their pints... Sean: "I can't do this anymore Paddy my bloody knees are hurting as f**k...!" Paddy: "No worries...I lost that bloody sausage in the third pub!"

PMSL joe, that was a classic............   

I said I'd join in on the paddy jokes lol

paddy goes to maternity unit to await the birth of his first child?, after a few hours the job is done, the midwife comes out to tell him he has a son 13,1b 4 oz , paddy says i new he would be a big lad, as i am built like a chimney, the midwife looks at him and says, you need to get it swept son?,this kidd is a black one.

joe wheelo wrote:

I said I'd join in on the paddy jokes lol

good man joe, thats the spirit...... 

edgie wrote:

paddy goes to maternity unit to await the birth of his first child?, after a few hours the job is done, the midwife comes out to tell him he has a son 13,1b 4 oz , paddy says i new he would be a big lad, as i am built like a chimney, the midwife looks at him and says, you need to get it swept son?,this kidd is a black one.

PMSL edgie, love it........   

Walking Down The Street One morning, two Englishmen are strolling down a London street, when they see a stray dog licking its own testicles. One of the Englishmen turns to the other and says, "Say, I wish I could do that!" His mate watches the dog for a moment, sighs longingly, and replies, "I should say so! But don't you think you ought to get to know him first!!!

englishman, scotsman, irishman and welshman are on a plane. the plane is struggling,and the pilot says they need to loose some of the load. scotsman shouts 'this is for scotland',and jumps out the door. welshman shouts 'this is for wales' and jumps out the door. irishman shouts 'this is for ireland' and pushes the englishman out the door!!!

Just to even things up lads lol:D 

PMSL joe, nice one, got to have some englishman jokes on our multicultural site eh.........     

joe wheelo wrote:

englishman, scotsman, irishman and welshman are on a plane. the plane is struggling,and the pilot says they need to loose some of the load. scotsman shouts 'this is for scotland',and jumps out the door. welshman shouts 'this is for wales' and jumps out the door. irishman shouts 'this is for ireland' and pushes the englishman out the door!!!

Just to even things up lads lol:D 

Love it    History !!!!!! is a wonderful thing     & it will always come back & bite you on the bum etc
somehow/somewhere.  
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