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fpmsl if ever anyone was coming out its him that day ffs he aint wired up right

hanging out in the local park I see

amagine this coming into the club on a Saturday night with his clock...........

ive just got an advert saying KEEP CONTROL, DONT LET URINE LEAKAGE TAKE OVER........


gona have to sort these ads out one way or another......

David wrote:

amagine this coming into the club on a Saturday night with his clock...........

had to read this twice david ...glad I read correctly the first time

yes I was unsure myself when I wrote it Darren, some members eyesight might not be right good.....

David wrote:

yes I was unsure myself when I wrote it Darren, some members eyesight might not be right good.....

David wrote:

amagine this coming into the club on a Saturday night with his clock...........

Leave him alone etc as I like the boy XXX Any toilets     there at that park where he was showing off his man hood so we could meet up. Now !!! back to the pop up's I have at the moment here one young lass, named Anne & she think's I'm handsome & is wanting my body & she is only 8 K away would you believe. Could be in with a chance  

Poor Chris he could end up like Rock Hudson in the Movies ?lol

killer wrote:

Poor Chris he could end up like Rock Hudson in the Movies ?lol

For what I remember, Rock had it made in his movies. All went pair shape tho when he left the set there, to then play in the shadows .

PMSL I don't know whats worse you trying to chat shit or the fact you kept that pic for your own private collection we all know im straight because half of you old farts want a go on my misses and my google adverts on this site are about PPI and I don't even look for that shit

I hope he's not Selling photos of you ?

lvlasked wrote:

PMSL I don't know whats worse you trying to chat shit or the fact you kept that pic for your own private collection we all know im straight because half of you old farts want a go on my misses and my google adverts on this site are about PPI and I don't even look for that shit

Please treat us old farts     here, the respect where due etc. Now before I pass comment on your missus would anyone have a photo that we all could share .

I am sure david has one in his archives somewhere knackered

oldstrain wrote:

I am sure david has one in his archives somewhere knackered

MMMMMMMmmmmm I have a picture in my mind O/S of his good women etc in question here. Better not to say too much tho type of thing but Battle-ship, seem's to be in the picture/mind for some reason as strange at it may appear .

pmsl ill get a pic for you

here you go my misses mate

Knackered wrote:

oldstrain wrote:

I am sure david has one in his archives somewhere knackered

MMMMMMMmmmmm I have a picture in my mind O/S of his good women etc in question here. Better not to say too much tho type of thing but Battle-ship, seem's to be in the picture/mind for some reason as strange at it may appear .

I was thinking more of the rolling pin basher type the type that's waits on the doorstep for you if yer a minute late ,tapping the rolling pin

Chris sorry to be the bearer of Bad News ; But they all look good at that age ; then something goes wrong ;lets have a look at the Mum & Grandmothers ;i'll get a better understanding with the Breeding Etc ; cheers

killer wrote:

Chris sorry to be the bearer of Bad News ; But they all look good at that age ; then something goes wrong ;lets have a look at the Mum & Grandmothers ;i'll get a better understanding with the Breeding Etc ; cheers

True K with the above. Sadly I'm   Chris is on a hiding to nothing here I suspect & I have a strange feeling, that georgeous chick above was one of the ones that said she wanted my body, to teach me the joy's of life .

lol killer I know she get ugly around 30ish so ill trade her in for a younger one

lvlasked wrote:

lol killer I know she get ugly around 30ish so ill trade her in for a younger one

Now I know why you race pigeons Silly as silly could be "Trade in" K & I  have a couple of vintage models here you could be interested in etc Well worn one could say, but as tough as nails & their blood is worth bottling for what they have injured over time with our pigeons.

Chris don't be Silly Mate & trade her in ; do as the Muslims do they up Grade ?lol About time you put a ring on her fringer ; cheers

killer wrote:

Chris don't be Silly Mate & trade her  in ; do as the Muslims do  they up Grade ?lol About time you put a ring on her fringer ; cheers

I thought they were 60 year old men marrying their 12 year old grand daughter.........

30 odds years Chris may be in the same boat if he converts ?lol