a english man and a scots man are on holiday with there wifes
there sat at a bar and the english man wife is sat on the bar stool
with no nickers on and he see,s her and says here,s 20 quid buy your self some nickers
and cover your self up women , the scots man see,s his wife not got any nickers on and say,s
here,s a quid buy your self a comb and tidy your self up .