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IANYOUNG
Oldbird
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Age : 60
Location : south shields
| | Subject: paddy in a lift Wed Dec 22, 2010 5:49 pm | |
| Skinny little Paddy goes into a lift, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him. The big guy sees little Paddy staring at him, so he looks down and says: '7 feet tall, 35 stone, 20 inch penis, 3 pounds of testicles, Turner Brown.' Paddy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him.The big guy says, "What's wrong with you ?" In a weak voice Paddy says, 'What EXACTLY did you say to me?' The big man says, 'I saw your curious look and figured I'd just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me..... I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 35 stone, I have a 20 inch penis, my testicles weigh 3 pounds each and my name is Turner Brown.' "Turner Brown?...Sweet Jazus, I tought you said, Turn around "  |
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Alex
Youngbird
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| | Subject: Re: paddy in a lift Wed Dec 22, 2010 6:29 pm | |
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peel bros
Oldbird
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Location : south shields
| | Subject: Re: paddy in a lift Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:05 pm | |
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IANYOUNG
Oldbird
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Location : south shields
| | Subject: Re: paddy in a lift Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:19 pm | |
| - peel bros wrote:
- they get worse ian
didnt you like it |
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peel bros
Oldbird
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| | Subject: Re: paddy in a lift Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:40 pm | |
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highflyerboy
Hatchling
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| | Subject: Re: paddy in a lift Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:42 pm | |
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highflyerboy
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Location : jarrow
| | Subject: Re: paddy in a lift Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:47 pm | |
| went to a disco last night they played {the twist} so i twisted they played {jump} so i jumped then thet played{ come on eileen} i got kicked out after that! |
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peel bros
Oldbird
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| | Subject: Re: paddy in a lift Wed Dec 22, 2010 7:52 pm | |
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big pete
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Don Webb
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| | Subject: Re: paddy in a lift Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:06 pm | |
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IANYOUNG
Oldbird
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| | Subject: Re: paddy in a lift Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:37 pm | |
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Alex
Youngbird
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Join date : 2010-09-22
Age : 85
| | Subject: Re: paddy in a lift Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:50 pm | |
| I asked my Nan what she wanted for Christmas.
"Something from the Body Shop please," she replied.
Hope she's got enough room in the flat for the front wing off a Mondeo. |
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David
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Alex
Youngbird
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| | Subject: Re: paddy in a lift Wed Dec 22, 2010 8:54 pm | |
| Hope she has plenty of room David  |
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David
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Alex
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| | Subject: Re: paddy in a lift Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:04 pm | |
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SGWBrown
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Join date : 2010-08-13
Location : West Mids
| | Subject: Re: paddy in a lift Wed Dec 22, 2010 9:06 pm | |
| I enjoyed them - cheers lads  |
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big pete
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Rene A
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| | Subject: Re: paddy in a lift Wed Dec 22, 2010 11:01 pm | |
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peel bros
Oldbird
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| | Subject: Re: paddy in a lift Thu Dec 23, 2010 8:15 am | |
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highflyerboy
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| | Subject: Re: paddy in a lift Thu Dec 23, 2010 12:48 pm | |
| sorry if i offended any one it wont happen again  |
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Alex
Youngbird
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| | Subject: Re: paddy in a lift Thu Dec 23, 2010 1:28 pm | |
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highflyerboy
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| | Subject: Re: paddy in a lift Thu Dec 23, 2010 4:15 pm | |
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IANYOUNG
Oldbird
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| | Subject: Re: paddy in a lift Thu Dec 23, 2010 4:21 pm | |
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highflyerboy
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| | Subject: Re: paddy in a lift Thu Dec 23, 2010 4:23 pm | |
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