Our father, who art in prison,
even mum knows not his name,
thy chavdom come
you'll read th sun,
in exmouth which is in devon,
give us this day our welfare bread,
and fogive us our ASBO's
as we happy slap those who got ASBO's against us,
lead us not into employment
but deliver us free housing,
for thine is the chavdom,
the burberry and bacardi,
for ever and ever our kevin.