The Queen and dolly parton die on the same day,, an angel meets them and tells them theres only room for one of them in heaven and asks them why they think they should get in, Dolly takes off her top and says these are the most perfect breasts god ever created and i'm sure it will please him to see them every day... The Queen drinks a bottle of water, wees into a toilet and pulls the chain and is admitted to heaven, dolly is outraged and asks 'what was that all about', sorry dolly say's the angel,, but even in heaven a Royal flush beats a pair no matter how big they are.
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The N.E.H.U race from Melton Mowbray 21/4/2012 was won by Peel bros of South Shields, they took 1st club 1st fed, also taking 2nd and 4th club and 15 of the 25 birds clocked in the club......well done Peel brothers.
