Address required !!!.

Just read in the local paper here etc now, 25 tonnes of pigeon sh**e removed from a historic castle in East Sussex & there looking for a new home for it & me being me thought of the Bristol pirate here & his devious side kick just as a reward type of thing for their hard work in winning last week here for the most posts. So !!! address required & I will do my best to arrange delivery "ASAP".

yes send all the s h i t e to daz im sure alfie will find a use for it young kid like him might re bag it and sell it on

ive just read a similar report knackered, 25 tons of pigeon sh**e removed from a pigeon loft in south shields, due to owner having flu...........

just gave them a call and they say they are willing to export to any destination even down under so I said " I know a man from down under "" he is a man at work " at present
and he could just use that 25 tonne with his sawdust for a new deep litter as his got washed away a short while ago ...express delivery is on its way oz via jumbo jet but it will be a aerial drop over your place as they have no time to land ...lets hope they hit the right spot eh otherwise she who must be obeyed wont be a happy bunny

David

Better get on to hal for the big green shit plough then dave

he`ll need it to scrape it out mark..............its 3ft deep

oldstrain wrote:

just gave them a call and they say they are willing to export to any destination even down under so I said " I know a man from down under "" he is a man at work " at present
and he could just use that 25 tonne with his sawdust for a new deep litter as his got washed away a short while ago ...express delivery is on its way oz via jumbo jet but it will be a aerial drop over your place as they have no time to land ...lets hope they hit the right spot eh otherwise she who must be obeyed wont be a happy bunny

Classic I suspect, she who must be obeyed here if all that did  just happen to land on her washing etc would not be happy "Big time". Just the same, if the boss in your family O/S woke up to walk outside to then collect her washing & it was coverered in mature sh*te      .