A visit, from G ???.

Had a meeting last night. Broken into again       recently. Stole all our beer out of our fridge etc & more, cops reckon it has to be a pigeon flyer that likes beer Finger prints taken from the fridge by the cops, so I suspect G     may be in trouble.

Don't do what my dad did, his car got stolen twice in a fortnight so he put a board with 4 inch nails sticking up on the drivers seat.
As he only used his car once in s blue moon, he forgot about it and sat on it himself.

Boosey wrote:

Don't do what my dad did, his car got stolen twice in a fortnight so he put a board with 4 inch nails sticking up on the drivers seat.
As he only used his car once in s blue moon, he forgot about it and sat on it himself.

MMMMMMMMmmmmmm Ever thought about bringing your dad on this site Boosey etc as I suspect, he would fit in OK .

LOCK ALL FRIDGES CELLERS (G's) THE PHANTOM BEER STELLER

Knackered wrote:

Boosey wrote:

Don't do what my dad did, his car got stolen twice in a fortnight so he put a board with 4 inch nails sticking up on the drivers seat.
As he only used his car once in s blue moon, he forgot about it and sat on it himself.

MMMMMMMMmmmmmm Ever thought about bringing your dad on this site Boosey etc as I suspect, he would fit in OK .

he certainly would knackered,

not guilty finger prints on the tins could well be mine but i was just picking them up to take to the scrap yard to make a few bob as for the contents can you prove i drank them

besides i dont drink that xxxxx piss water

birdy2011 wrote:

not guilty finger prints  on the tins could well be mine but i was just picking them up to take to the scrap yard to make a few bob as for the contents can you prove i drank them

besides i dont drink that xxxxx piss water

Got be you G because it xxxx not xxxxx piss water

birdy2011 wrote:

not guilty finger prints  on the tins could well be mine but i was just picking them up to take to the scrap yard to make a few bob as for the contents can you prove i drank them

besides i dont drink that xxxxx piss water

oh yes you do I tasted it at blackpool

well blackpool is different its full of pisheads i was just blending in we rest of um

birdy2011 wrote:

well blackpool is different its full of pisheads i was just blending in we rest of um

not me I was drinking apple juice

we wean our kids on that apple juice you lot drink down there daz

birdy2011 wrote:

not guilty finger prints  on the tins could well be mine but i was just picking them up to take to the scrap yard to make a few bob as for the contents can you prove i drank them

besides i dont drink that xxxxx piss water

Wait for the knock on the door G Interpol is on the case now & so it may pay to stock up & go underground for a while I suspect.
Now !!! even I reckon, that xxxx or xxxxx depending on what condition one was in when drinking it, is p*ss type water also etc.

birdy2011 wrote:

we wean our kids on that apple juice you lot drink down there daz