its a guy thing

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said: "Darling, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old girl. Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV; but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis!

been married 44 years ian...... that means you were only 3 years old when you got married to a 25 year old................

gods truth i never realised

Its up north David what do you expect......Allsorts go on up there

like what alex tell me i would love to know

IANYOUNG wrote:

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said: "Darling, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old girl. Now I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen TV; but I'm sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you're not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25-year-old girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren't older women great? They really know how to solve your mid-life crisis!

just come across these words of wisdom here What an absolute cracker
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im getting married this new years eve what am i getting meself into! that was very funny

joe wheelo wrote:

im getting married this new years eve what am i getting meself into! that was very funny

Well !!!!!!! all the best for new years eve etc. But now you have something else to think about, complements of your mates here .
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very true i could always live out the back in the loft

joe wheelo wrote:

very true i could always live out the back in the loft

"In the loft" Those birds won't keep you warm at night Joe, especially in winter Find a larger variety (my recommendation) or get an electric blanket.
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I think ill go ahead with the wedding and hope for the best anyway might get an electric blanket as a present just for back up have a good day
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