parrot joke

woman goes in to pet shop and asks if the parrot is for sale ?, as it would be for her husbands birthday, the pet shop owner replies yes it is for sale, but i must warn you it has had a bad upbringing ?,it used to live in a "brothell" the woman says what do you mean as it is a very good talker and in very good condition, the owner says its fine with women and kids, its when a man comes in ?, just then a man walks in the door, the parrot says morning mate , 5£ hand job 10£ blow job 50£ the full works, as the lady lived on her own most of the time whilst her husband worked away, he was due back that evening and it was his birthday, so she bought the parrot and took it home, sure enough the husband arrived home, walked in the front door, the parrot greeted him by saying, "hey up jack aint seen you for a while".

edgie wrote:

woman goes in to pet shop and asks if the parrot is for sale ?, as it would be for her husbands birthday,  the pet shop owner replies yes it is for sale, but i must warn you it has had a bad upbringing ?,it used to live in a "brothell"  the woman says what do you mean as it is a very good talker and in very good condition, the owner says its fine with women and kids, its when a man comes in ?, just then a man walks in the door, the parrot says morning mate , 5£ hand job  10£ blow job  50£ the full works, as the lady lived on her own most of the time whilst her husband worked away, he was due back that evening and it was his birthday, so she bought the parrot and took it home, sure enough the husband arrived home, walked in the front door, the parrot greeted him by saying,  "hey up jack aint seen you for a while".

Being a bit slow at my age Edgie    now, it took me a while to twig etc   Poor old hubby/Jack was caught out
"Big Time" etc, we could say.  
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