oh dear oh dear oh dear

Oldbird Posts : 5539 Join date : 2011-01-01 Age : 63

well ive really done it this time lol iwas getting the birds in tonight when i noticed a beeny on the house roof so rather than pic the pole up i chucked a stone at it now the bad news the stone came bouncing down off the roof and smack bang on next doors six foot class patio table it shattered like a car window lol she came out and said omg me tables shattered i said how she said i dont know but glad i wasnt out i said well i didnt hear it but then again im deaf as a mute ffs feel guilty now it wasnt as if it was a big stone ffs

Youngbird Posts : 2399 Join date : 2011-09-04

birdy2011 wrote:: well ive really done it this time lol iwas getting the birds in tonight when i noticed a beeny on the house roof so rather than pic the pole up i chucked a stone at it now the bad news the stone came bouncing down off the roof and smack bang on next doors six foot class patio table it shattered like a car window lol she came out and said omg me tables shattered i said how she said i dont know but glad i wasnt out i said well i didnt hear it but then again im deaf as a mute ffs feel guilty now it wasnt as if it was a big stone ffs

yer just a vandal G pmsl sean

Oldbird Posts : 5539 Join date : 2011-01-01 Age : 63

it was an accident waiting to happen lol!

Hatchling Posts : 447 Join date : 2012-12-14 Age : 54

pmsl g youve just made my day cheers

Oldbird Posts : 5539 Join date : 2011-01-01 Age : 63

best part about it mines this side of the fence same place lol but had to hit hers

Subject: Re: oh dear oh dear oh dear Mon Jun 10, 2013 8:45 pm

your terrible lol

Youngbird Posts : 2398 Join date : 2013-01-21

you do realise you have posted this on the web, only a matter of time before it gets back to your neighbour, i would own up if i was you, and get her a bunch of flowers ? Embarassed

Oldbird Posts : 5539 Join date : 2011-01-01 Age : 63

whos gona tell her lol

Youngbird Posts : 2399 Join date : 2011-09-04

birdy2011 wrote:: whos gona tell her lol

probably some grass yer never know lol sean

Subject: Re: oh dear oh dear oh dear Mon Jun 10, 2013 11:37 pm

Tommy will sort her out G lol!

Oldbird Posts : 14506 Join date : 2013-03-11

birdy2011 wrote:: well ive really done it this time lol iwas getting the birds in tonight when i noticed a beeny on the house roof so rather than pic the pole up i chucked a stone at it now the bad news the stone came bouncing down off the roof and smack bang on next doors six foot class patio table it shattered like a car window lol she came out and said omg me tables shattered i said how she said i dont know but glad i wasnt out i said well i didnt hear it but then again im deaf as a mute ffs feel guilty now it wasnt as if it was a big stone ffs

Nothing I like more lol!

than a honest man birdy. Unfortunately !!!!!!!! Rolling Eyes

you don't fit the bill by the above Smile

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Reminds me thou Crying or Very sad

of my little experience last year with the birds, when I decided to give them a toss out in the bush etc here. Pulled up on the side of the road, waited & had a good look Rolling Eyes

all clear & then released them etc. up & away they went heading north (wrong way) 5 minutes later back they come, heading south into a strong wind. Unfortunately for my pocket "Big time" they decided to take on the oncoming traffic right in front of me Sad

to say. I tried to find a hole to hide in, wasn't to be I'm Embarassed

to say. Besides the damage they did to the cars they hit which was bad enough etc 1 minute later 2 female police constables turned up in their divy van & gave me a lecture on the finer points of tossing pigeons lol!

which I had to listen too. After all what had happend there I was finely released Rolling Eyes

& had to contemplate how was I going to explain it all to the missus when I got home. Between that & wondering about the poor birds etc, it was an absolute shocker of a day for me Wink

& I nearly had to take a morgage out on the house to pay for the carnage etc. cheers

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